* Why are Corn Pops in America oval-shaped while Corn Pops in Canada are spheres?
* Which Big Dig-esque long-running construction project in Toronto will be finished first: rebuilding Dundas, or finishing whatever the hell they're doing in front of Union Station?
* So, did Hilary Duff just wake up one day and think, "I'm 19, so it's time to start skanking it up,"? What's with all of the Maxim spreads and magazine covers in bikinis? Did she lose a bet with Amanda Bynes?
* Do they cast the actors in Fido commercials first and then find dogs that resemble them, or vice versa? And are the actors subtly insulted on some level?
* Could this be a future SAT analogy: Facebook is to MySpace as MSN Messenger is to ICQ?