Found this on another blog but it brilliant enough for link. These are apparently the contract demands for Chelsea soccer star Frank Lampard. It's quite possible this is a spoof, but if there's even a slightest chance it's true, it's still hilarious. You know who really comes off great in this? John Terry. You know you're a respected captain when even an egomaniac exempts you from his pamperings.
Click on the pictures to see them in a larger frame. Not pictured: the third page of demands, where Lampard asks to be given a sequined robe and serenade the fans with a five-minute pre-game posedown like Ravishing Rick Rude.
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