Friday, August 24, 2007


Found this on another blog but it brilliant enough for link. These are apparently the contract demands for Chelsea soccer star Frank Lampard. It's quite possible this is a spoof, but if there's even a slightest chance it's true, it's still hilarious. You know who really comes off great in this? John Terry. You know you're a respected captain when even an egomaniac exempts you from his pamperings.

Click on the pictures to see them in a larger frame. Not pictured: the third page of demands, where Lampard asks to be given a sequined robe and serenade the fans with a five-minute pre-game posedown like Ravishing Rick Rude.

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