Saturday, February 20, 2016


Basically everything about the new Frinkiac website is amazing, except for the fact that it's made me completely obsolete.  For years I've been known as a "Simpsons guy," able to quote dialogue or recall scenes at the drop of a hat.  If there was an Olympic event for finding the perfect Simpsons reference as a response to someone's Facebook status, I'd have more gold medals than Mark Spitz and Michael Phelps combined.

Now?  I'm basically a typewriter.  The Frinkiac allows everyone access to Simpsons memories at the click of a button.  I'm forlorn.  My mighty heart has broken.

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