So, my roommates are both gone for the weekend. Since they are kindly folks, they let me use BOTH of their portable fans, so combined with the fan I already had, this means I now have three fans. THREE. I'm like the Atlanta Thrashers! Having three fans is even better than having two knives, since knives can't help you during what might literally be the hottest, muggiest week in Toronto's history. But now, I'm invincible from the heat. Bring it on, North American "heat dome," do your worst.
....of course, now I have these three fans, there's a nice breeze outside and the weather is a barely-humid 24 degrees. Damn you, Mother Nature.