At the restaurant tonight, I was seated at a table close to the bar, where I got an unfortunate close-range view of some truly pathetic business.
Two middle-aged guys, both tipsy, both looking like (here's a timely reference) Herb Tarleck and Les Nessman from WKRP In Cincinnati, if Herb and Les had boundary issues. Well, if Herb had more blatant boundary issues. Anyway, these two clowns were openly flirting with the female bartender, and were under the impression that they were killing it. They couldn't have been more impressed with how smooth they felt they were being, to the point of (I wish I was making this up) low-fiving each other whenever the bartender walked away.
From where I sat, however, I could see her face when her back was turned to these two. Needless to say, they weren't killing it. The world's most prolific bowler couldn't have rolled as much as this poor woman was rolling her eyes.
It gets worse. The guys eventually stumbled off, saying "we'll see you next week." Thus, strongly creating the impression that they're regulars. This bartender has to put up with this sorry display on an ongoing basis.
Anyway, Happy International Women's Day. Hope any men reading this celebrated by not being human garbage.
Two middle-aged guys, both tipsy, both looking like (here's a timely reference) Herb Tarleck and Les Nessman from WKRP In Cincinnati, if Herb and Les had boundary issues. Well, if Herb had more blatant boundary issues. Anyway, these two clowns were openly flirting with the female bartender, and were under the impression that they were killing it. They couldn't have been more impressed with how smooth they felt they were being, to the point of (I wish I was making this up) low-fiving each other whenever the bartender walked away.
From where I sat, however, I could see her face when her back was turned to these two. Needless to say, they weren't killing it. The world's most prolific bowler couldn't have rolled as much as this poor woman was rolling her eyes.
It gets worse. The guys eventually stumbled off, saying "we'll see you next week." Thus, strongly creating the impression that they're regulars. This bartender has to put up with this sorry display on an ongoing basis.
Anyway, Happy International Women's Day. Hope any men reading this celebrated by not being human garbage.
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