Yes, that's right, it's yet another list of Simpsons quotes that I say on a near-daily basis. Click the links to read parts one, two, three, four and five. If you're tired of reading these, that's too bad, since I'm not stopping the series. It'll just be one crushing post after another until you finally just wish Flanders was dead.
"His food is getting all cold and eaten."
"Urge to kill fading, fading, RISING, fading…gone."
"Sorry Mom, the mob has spoken!"
"What time and how burnt?"
"It's a pretty standard stunt, Homer."
"Way to get Marge pregnant, heh heh heh."
"Somebody ate part of my lunch."
"____ is named _____? I've been calling her Crandall! Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself!"
"Hey Ma, look at the curly-hair'ded little girl. Guh'hyuk!"
"Homercles cares not for beans!"
"Here you go, your majesty!"
"Sweet merciful crap!"
"A little from column A, and a little from column B."
"The ring came off my pudding can!"
"Must've been that bean I had for dinner."
"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
"Forty seconds? But I want it now!"
"Hello, that sounded like a pig fainting!"
"And it only transports matter…."
"Y'ar, I'm not attractive."