Facebook in Real Life

Up late after the quad-overtime Sharks-Stars game, thinking that my lifelong goal to be nicknamed 'Shark' could be amended to 'Land Shark.' How about that instead? It's more unique, it has a nice SNL tie-in, it could be shortened to L.S. --- there's no downside.

Anyway, before I hit the hay, this is a funny little bit about what if Facebook was real. Too bad that guy didn't have a nicer flat so he could have a SuperWall.