"I just had the most beautiful dream where I died."
“By the great good lord…”
“Oh crap! I shouldn’t have said…”
“Oh, it’s too hot today.”
“Look at me! Grade me! Evaluate and rank me!”
“You’ve got it, no deer for a month!”
“Surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last!”
“That dog has a puffy tail!”
"Say some gangster is dissing your fly girl. You just give him one of these!"
"Avec plaisir!"
“See you in the car!”
“Aw, now Paul Newman’s gonna have my legs broke.”
"It's just you and me now, lock of hair."
"Oh my god, he's killed the original Alfalfa!"
“All pathetic single men. Only cash, no chit-chat.”
"Go get 'em, scouts! Don't be afraid to use your nails, boys!"
"I can't believe you don't shut up!"
“Dollary-doos!”
“No no, let her speak. I’m trying to get fired.”
“Arr, this chair be high, says I!”
“In Rand McNally, people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.”
"But will they just find him, or will they find him and kill him?"
"Well, they'll just…."
"Excuse me, you didn't answer, you just trailed off."
"Yeah…yeah I kind of did trail off, didn't I?"
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