Andy Rooney, Out Of Context

Andy Rooney is a near-legend. His 33 years on '60 Minutes' is coming to an end this weekend, and his career as a journalist and television writer stretches back to his time writing for Stars & Stripes during World War II.

And yet, like so many of us, Rooney can be made to look like a lunatic simply by editing together random moments from his commentaries over the years. Fun fact: he really DID make his own desk.