Ever been driving down the highway and let loose a huge sneeze?
Ever realize you got a bit of snot projectile on the steering wheel after the sneeze, so for your next sneeze, you turn your head, only for an even bigger WET snot projectile to launch onto the passenger-side window?
Ever have to wait a seemingly interminable 10 minutes to find a place to pull over, buy some water, wet down a napkin, and then try to wipe the snot off, only to realize it had already started to harden in the 10 minutes and your wiping was, if anything, making things worse?
Ever have to sit there for the rest of the drive, knowing that some unpleasant sponging is awaiting you as soon as you get home?
This has never happened to me, btw, it's totally hypothetical.
Grossest post ever?
Ever realize you got a bit of snot projectile on the steering wheel after the sneeze, so for your next sneeze, you turn your head, only for an even bigger WET snot projectile to launch onto the passenger-side window?
Ever have to wait a seemingly interminable 10 minutes to find a place to pull over, buy some water, wet down a napkin, and then try to wipe the snot off, only to realize it had already started to harden in the 10 minutes and your wiping was, if anything, making things worse?
Ever have to sit there for the rest of the drive, knowing that some unpleasant sponging is awaiting you as soon as you get home?
This has never happened to me, btw, it's totally hypothetical.
Grossest post ever?
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