Wednesday, October 08, 2014

NHL Predictions

Heads for Blackhawks, tails for Kings….

*flips*

Congratulations to the 2014-15 Stanley Cup champion Chicago Blackhawks!  They'll beat…oh, let's say the Penguins in the finals.  The Leafs obviously aren't making the playoffs, as they'll wait just long enough to fire Randy Carlyle that their inevitable hot streak after he's sent packing won't be enough to dig themselves out of the hole, leading to a summer of moronic "well, if they'd fired Carlyle a month sooner, they would've made the playoffs and won the Cup!" statements from Leafs Nation.  The asterisks indicate which teams earn the wild card spots, and GASP, the Red Wings' playoff streak will finally end.

METROPOLIAN DIVISION
Rangers, Penguins, Islanders, Capitals*, Blue Jackets*, Devils, Flyers, Hurricanes

ATLANTIC DIVISION
Bruins, Canadiens, Lightning, Red Wings, Maple Leafs, Panthers, Senators, Sabres

CENTRAL DIVISION
Blues, Blackhawks, Stars, Wild*, Jets*, Avalanche, Predators

PACIFIC DIVISION
Kings, Ducks, Sharks, Canucks, Coyotes, Flames, Oilers

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