Our first bit of visual trickery has two rules. Stare directly at the red dot for about 30 seconds. Then, look away at a blank surface and start blinking your eyes rapidly. A rather surprising image will appear as you blink. You guessed it, it's Frank Stallone.
Our second illusion is a man who appears to be losing his head. Not, losing his head in an INXS fashion, which is all the more ironic since Michael Hutchence lost his head via auto-erotic asphyxiation, but rather this fellow appears to literally have his skull vanish. Ooooh! That's incredible! *cymbal crash*
* = My friend Misha (maybe the biggest G&R diehard on the planet) no doubt saw this blog title, thought "All right, Mark is going to review these albums, this should be interesting!" and was then horribly disappointed. Sorry, Misha. Even worse, if I do ever review those records, I'll have to use a different title. Maybe I can just allude it, so 'Use Your Allusion' or something? Use Your Allusion 2? I dunno.